“Is there anything you don’t eat on a tortilla?” a friend commented on a recent food pic.
Looking through my food-heavy feed on instagram I realized the common theme: tortillas and carbs.
I recall learning about the food pyramid but my journalism background may have led me to invert it and consume an ungodly amount of carbs and whole grains. Thankfully my Italian metabolism destroys them like pac-man chomps ghouls.
Previously, I claimed there were only three things preventing me from being the next Bachelor:
- larger pecs
- being a douche