Scenes from a Mexican Restaurant II

"One lengua taco," he said enthusiastically. "And I'm torn between steak and chorizo. What should I get?" The cashier shrugged his shoulders. Then the man continued, "Which is better? Which would you get?" "The steak," the cashier said assuredly, but in a way that conveyed that it was an obvious…

What to Wear to an Orgy

An excerpt from my dating memoirs. “BRING BOOZE” is what her text message said. After replying with a reminder of how to phrase a question and the effectiveness of “please,” she half-assedly acquiesced with “BRING BOOZE NOW, PLEASE.” Who doesn’t love a woman who know what she wants and clearly…