Competing with Yourself

There's no feeling like it. There's nothing you can do about it. You must give in to it. "Welcome to Tuesday night's practice," the instructor said as she started the class. Then, while I stood with eyes closed, hands pressed together, she urged us to make an intention for the practice.…

What to Wear to an Orgy

An excerpt from my dating memoirs. “BRING BOOZE” is what her text message said. After replying with a reminder of how to phrase a question and the effectiveness of “please,” she half-assedly acquiesced with “BRING BOOZE NOW, PLEASE.” Who doesn’t love a woman who know what she wants and clearly…